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‘SNL’ pokes at a ‘missing’ Kellyanne Conway in Carmen Sandiego tribute

After a few media missteps, the once ubiquitous Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway has all but vanished from TV. 

So Saturday Night Live tasked a couple of precocious young children with answering the question, “Where in the World Is Kellyanne Conway?”

“She hasn’t been seen in weeks; no one knows where she is or what she’s up to,” Sasheer Zamata opened as the iconic Chief, Lynne Thigpen.

And the Carmen Sandiego sendup was complete with Rockapella, featuring Chris Pine.

But the game show didn’t even make it to the first clue.

“We don’t wanna find her,” one of the contestants said.

That makes all of us, kid. 

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Conor McGregor Says He’ll Make $100 Million in Mayweather Fight

Conor McGregor I’ll Make $100 Million in Mayweather Fight

4/20/2017 11:02 AM PDT

Breaking News

Conor McGregor believes he’ll walk away with more than $100 MILLION after his fight with Floyd Mayweather … and says Dana White was just being conservative with his $75 million prediction.

White told us earlier this week he believes McGregor vs. Mayweather WILL happen — and told Colin Cowherd that Conor should make around $75 mil and Floyd will get around $100 mil.

But Conor just weighed in on social media saying White’s numbers are low.

“How’s that 75milli make your stomach feel? It’s actually 100+ milli if we go by the non conservative numbers the fight will actually do and that’s not including my endorsements and business ventures.”

He added, “28 years of age. Fresh c*nt. Doubt me now.”

Remember, back in November, Conor called his shot — saying he wanted $100 million for the fight.

Ask, and you might receive …

There’s more … Conor also released some footage of him giving boxing advice to one of his proteges.

He explained that he’s been focused on boxing lately but “make no mistakes, the kicking and grappling aspects, and everything else got to do with unlimited free fighting, is still very much present in my thoughts.”

He also suggests that if Floyd bails on their superfight, he could convince Manny Pacquiao to take his place.

“Floyd may crap his jocks after all and if so I will go back to true fighting or just pick another boxer like manny or something. But whatever that’s another conversation.”

Kentucky Derby Celebs Already Racing for Biggest Baller Crown (PHOTO GALLERY)

Kentucky Derby Celebs Already Racing For the Biggest Baller Crown

5/6/2017 12:16 PM PDT

The Kentucky Derby is here, which means it’s time for fancy clothes, funky hats … and a bunch of celebs showing up dressed to the nines to place their bets.

Katie Couric, Aaron Rodgers, Megyn Kelly, Jerry Rice and Harry Connick Jr. are gathering around the track at Churchill Downs to watch the 143rd running of the race.

And of course, Tom Brady and nearly half the Patriots roster are there too.

Derby post time isn’t until 3:34 PM PT — but in the race for most photographed face at Churchill Downs … they’re already coming down the back stretch.

Beyonce Wears Sombrero Leaving Restaurant with Kelly Rowland on Cinco De Mayo

Beyonce Now My Crown’s a Sombrero On Cinco de Mayo!!

5/6/2017 6:52 AM PDT

Beyonce‘s not going to let a little thing like extreme pregnancy stand in the way of a Cinco de Mayo celebration.

The Queen wore a festive sombrero and shades at dinner with Kelly Rowland at Gracias Madre Friday night in WeHo. The place serves up plant-based Mexican grub … so she’s definitely eating healthy for 3.

It’s been a busy week for the pregnant mama — a few days back she was out running errands with Blue Ivy … looking ready to pop.

Colin Kaepernick Hits Chris Brown Concert In NYC with Boxing Star (PHOTO)

Colin Kaepernick Hits Chris Brown Concert In NYC … with Boxing Star

4/25/2017 6:44 AM PDT

Breaking News

So many questions …

Colin Kaepernick turned up in Brooklyn, NY on Monday — hanging at the Chris Brown concert at the Barclays Center where he posed for a photo with boxing star Adrien Broner.

Kaep and Chris Brown have been friends for a while — the singer was a big supporter of Colin’s national anthem protest and his ‘Know Your Rights Camp’ campaign. They posed for a pic together back in January.

Unclear how Broner got facetime with Colin — it’s possible he just asked for a quick selfie.

The other question … what’s Kaep doing in NYC?

His girlfriend, Nessa, is a top DJ at Hot 97 in New York (and she’s also friendly with Chris Brown).

The other theory is Colin is perhaps talking to an East Coast team looking for some QB help — aka the Jets.

As for the concert, we’re told it was lit … a bunch of stars were there including Fabolous, ASAP Ferg, Young Ma, Lil Kim, Cam’ron and more.

Parker outpoints Conjanu to retain WBO title for first time

07/05/2017 07:31

WBO heavyweight champion Joseph Parker (23-0, 18 KOs) successfully defended his title for the first time with a one-sided 12 round unanimous decision over Romanian challenger Razvan Cojanu (16-3, 9 KOs) on Saturday night at the Sparks Arena in Auckland, New Zealand.

Parker landed blow after blow and dominated the entire fight, but was unable to land the KO punch against his former sparring partner.

The New Zealander won by scores of 119-108 and 117-110 twice.

Cojanu, who took the fight on two week’s notice after Parker’s original opponent Hughie Fury pulled out with an injury, did not offer much offence as he was in survival mode throughout the bout. He was deducted a point in the 4th round for holding Parker repeatedly.

This fight was possibly Parker’s last on home soil as he is now set for lucrative fights in the UK or US.

Canelo outclasses Chavez Jr in one-sided points win, Golovkin next on September 16

07/05/2017 07:37

Two-weight world champion Saul ‘Canelo’ Alvarez (49-1-1, 34 KOs) defeated former WBC middleweight champion Julio Cesar Chavez Jr (50-3-1, 32 KOs) in an all-Mexican super middleweight grudge match by a one-sided points decision on Saturday night at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Canelo dominated and outclassed Chavez, and all three judges scored the fight a shutout 120-108.

The 26-year-old Canelo connected with jabs and hard combinations in the early rounds while Chavez, 31, was limited to following him around and throwing one punch at a time.

As the fight progressed, Canelo began punishing Chavez, whose left eye began to swell and close in the seventh round.

For the remainder of the fight, Canelo continued to win the rounds against Chavez, who showed his toughness but had no answers and took a one-sided beating.

After the fight, WBC, WBA, IBF middleweight champion Gennady Golovkin (37-0, 33 KOs) entered the ring and it was announced that Golovkin and Canelo, the biggest fight in boxing, will meet on September 16, Mexican Independence Day weekend.

“Tonight, I showed I could move, I could box, I showed as a fighter I can do all things,” said Canelo. “I thought I was going to showcase myself as a fighter that could throw punches, but he just wouldn’t do it. I’ve shown I can do lots of things in the ring, anything a fighter brings, I’ve shown I can showcase myself.

“GGG, you are next, my friend. The fight is done. I’ve never feared anyone, since I was 16 fighting as a professional. When I was born, fear was gone.”

Golovkin said: “I feel very excited.

“I’m ready. Tonight, first congrats to Canelo and his team. Right now, I think everyone is excited for September. Canelo looked very good tonight, and 100 percent he is the biggest challenge of my career. Good luck to Canelo in September.”

Mike Huckabee’s Cinco de Mayo Tweet About Salsa and Speedy Gonzales

Mike Huckabee Cinco de Mayo Plan Salsa and Speedy Gonzales

5/5/2017 7:31 AM PDT

Mike Huckabee has a Cinco de Mayo plan that has people hotter than a bottle of Tapatio.

The former Arkansas Guv said on Twitter he’s celebrating the day by downing “an entire jar of hot salsa and watching old Speedy Gonzales cartoons and speak[ing] Spanish all day.”

It took about a second for a torrent of hate to be directed Huckabee’s way. One person wrote, “Your attempts at humor fail almost as miserably as your attempts to run for President.”

Another person wrote, “Everywhere you go you should wish everyone a blessed day in Spanish by saying ‘Soy Pendejo'” … translation … I’m an idiot.

This one’s our fav. 

Warriors Coach Mike Brown Laughs Hysterically At Lonzo Ball’s $500 Shoe (VIDEO)

Warriors Coach Mike Brown Laughs Hysterically At Lonzo’s $500 Shoe

5/5/2017 6:38 AM PDT

Breaking News

It’s safe to say Mike Brown will NOT be shelling out $500 for Lonzo Ball‘s sneakers.

The Golden State Warriors assistant coach was asked about the ex-UCLA star’s debut ZO2 shoes before Thursday night’s win over the Jazz … and his reaction is absolutely priceless.

The reporter asks: “Would you buy your kids a pair of shoes for $500 from an unproven NBA player after college?”

Brown lets out a great laugh before shooting down the idea. And he’s not alone … Shaq also scoffed at the expensive kicks on Twitter, saying “Real Big Baller Brands don’t over charge kids for shoes.”

Lonzo’s dad, Lavar, responded to the haters on Twitter last night, saying “Big Baller’s loose! If you can’t afford the ZO2’S, you’re NOT a BIG BALLER!”

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Damaging Our Youth, Boxer Says

Kim Kardashian Giant Ass Is Damaging Our Youth … Boxer Says

4/25/2017 9:12 AM PDT

Breaking News

Kim Kardashian‘s giant butt is sending a damaging message to little girls who look up to her … so says boxing star Peter “Kid Chocolate” Quillin.

The former WBO middleweight champ says he saw the new pics of Kim’s ass on the beach and it rubbed him the wrong way.

“I know some people have a hard time being happy with what they’re born with, or maybe I shouldn’t even bring up what I think about this pic. I just have a hard time understanding the reason for modifying your body to look like this?”

“And the impact it has on our culture, because the majority of the women wanna be followers and have a behind just like this!”

He added, “I just posted this picture because no matter what- you going to have to learn to live, with or without work to your body.”

“I think we should worry about the genetically modified foods we’re eating instead of modifying our bodies. #justmyopinion and it really #dontcount if it brings you peace #nevermindme #imnotajudge.”

Kim has been criticized for her giant butt for years — but insists it’s real and has famously responded in the past, “I love my big, fat ass.”