Substitute Teacher Fired After Bullets Fall Out Of Pockets In Pre-K Class

A substitute teacher in Massachusetts may have shot his career ambitions in the foot after bullets fell out of his pockets during a class.

The unidentified teacher was covering a pre-kindergarten classroom on Thursday at Elmwood Street School in Millbury when the bullets fell on the classroom floor.

Another teacher overheard the bullets hitting the floor and notified the principal, according to local station WHDH-TV.

Millbury Police Chief Donald Desorcy said the teacher claimed he had been shooting the day before.

“So apparently he was wearing the same clothing two days in a row,” he told the station. “He claims he had left magazines in his pocket.”

The Millbury Police Department suspended the teacher’s license to carry firearms. Officers later seized six handguns, 12 shotguns and rifles, and ammunition from the teacher’s home.

Although it is not illegal to bring ammunition on school grounds, Desorcy told Boston TV station WFXT that the teacher will face charges of improperly securing his guns at home.

“To me, that’s just not sound judgment, an individual not thinking clearly or have a strong concept of gun ownership or gun responsibility,” Desorcy said.

Superintendent Gregory B. Myers later confirmed to media outlets that the substitute teacher had been fired, according to the Worcester Telegram.

“That kind of an oversight, even if you legitimately forget that you have something like that in your pocket, is not going to be tolerated,” Myers told WHDH-TV, adding that he’s also reached out to parents to let them know the school is safe.

Why Captain America is definitely a virgin

There’s a reason Steve Rogers became Captain America. Even before he was injected with the supersoldier serum that enhanced his body and capabilities, Steve demonstrated the true heart and qualities of a hero. In his time as the Captain, Steve has been a symbol of American excellence, a spokesman for higher ideals, and an ass-kicking superhero determined to protect the world he loves.

Does he fuck though? Absolutely not. 

Allow me to pause and clarify that there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex is merely one of the interesting and valuable human activities that add up to any given life experience; I’m just pointing out that Steve Rogers has never done it once, not even a little bit, not even on his birthday and that is OK.

I’m couching this argument in the assumption of the MCU proper that Steve Rogers is a heterosexual man, which conflicts with his depiction in fandom and many valid interpretations of his on-screen desires. The relationship between Steve Rogers and his “end of the line” BFF Bucky Barnes has been explored in essays both more and less steamy than this one, but for the sake of argument I’ll adhere to the Marvel Studios hardline, which is that Steve and Bucky are both (?) heterosexual men. 

It is this hardline that leads me to argue that if Steve Rogers is straight, then he must necessarily also be a 101-year-old virgin up to the events of Avengers: Infinity War

Before the serum, little Stevie Rogers was a good kid. As an undersized 21-year-old living in Brooklyn before it was cool, his two favorite pastimes were getting his own ass kicked and slurpin’ down ice cold glasses of respect women juice. Early in his journey, he tells Peggy Carter that he’s barely had a conversation with a woman before, suggesting that his size and presumed anxiety made it difficult for him to approach them. 

Steve Rogers at 21: Tiny, Delightful Virgin. 

Post-transformation Steve is immediately conscripted to perform in a traveling showcase as a poster boy for war bonds. While he is surrounded by showgirls in this part of his career, he’s head over heels in love with Peggy Carter and isn’t the kind of guy to bang those feelings out with his coworkers. That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen, and Steve Rogers is all about maintaining appropriate boundaries.

That argument continues through the rest of his actions in Captain America: The First Avenger, and Steve crashes into the ice without getting so much as a smooch from his lady love. He does, however, get one from Natalie Dormer, which is a win in anyone’s book. When he wakes up, it’s the year 2012 and nothing will ever be the same for him again. 

Steve Rogers at 95: Large, Confused Virgin Who Kissed A Girl Once.

It’s highly unlikely that Steve Rogers emerged from a glacier and went straight to pound town — he’s far too sensitive for that. The loss of his time and his friends would be enough to keep him celibate for at least a few more years. Through The Avengers and The Winter Soldier he’s still adjusting to the modern world and would probably be confused by the changing social mores around sex and romance. 

This is a guy who slept through the sexual revolution, the invention of birth control, being able to show fictional spouses sleeping in the same bed on television, and Raya. Dude needs to catch up before he gets it in. 

By the end of The Winter Soldier, Steve Rogers has a new friend in Sam Wilson and is obsessed with his search for Bucky Barnes. Again, if fandom has anything to say about this situation, that’s pretty dang gay, but even hetero Steve wouldn’t put a pin in looking for Bucky to chase some strange. He does share a kiss with Sharon Carter, which is weird as hell and looks, to use War Machine’s Iron Man 2 phrase, like two seals fighting over a grape. 

Steve Rogers at 98: Disappointed Virgin, Just Wants Bucky Back. 

Age of Ultron and Civil War keep Steve busy. It’s clear from Ultron that he still prefers the company of superheroes and nonagenarians to normal people, so unless he’s sneaking off during Avengers missions to hit up an unmentioned side piece, Cap ain’t fucking in those movies. Civil War also ends with Steve and his squad becoming international crime-fighting fugitives, which would make sexual relationships a low priority and a security conflict. Cap. Ain’t. Fucking. 

Infinity War! What a boner-kill. The only thing horny in this movie is Wanda and Vision’s Scottish Sex Vacation, which gets worse when you realize she’s techno-banging a robot with jewelry for brains. Steve is busy trying to save the world, things go sideways, and with a snap — most of the people he loves can fit in a Cafe Bustelo can. 

There’s an argument to be made for the sad boy formerly known as Captain America to get laid in the events between Infinity War and Endgame. There is a time jump between the two movies and who knows what Steve gets up to in those years. I don’t think that he’s ever had the time, pre and post-freeze, to prioritize his romantic development and simply isn’t the type to literally screw around.

Steve loved Peggy for who she was, and he liked Sharon because…well, because someone wrote that, but up until now he’s led a life that makes it difficult to sustain the levels of trust and connection he needs to feel safe exploring his sexuality.

Steve Rogers at 101: Vengeful, Furious Virgin.

Don’t feel bad for Steve Rogers. He’s known love. He’s had fulfilling interpersonal relationships. If he does kick the bucket in Avengers: Endgame, he’ll die a celebrated hero and one of the best men to ever fictionally live. He will also die a 102+ year old virgin, proving that nobody ever saved the world without sacrifice.

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Secret spaceship base ‘found on the Moon’ – UFO hunters in astonishing claim

Despite there being no scientific evidence to support the notion that aliens live on the Moon, some conspiracy theorists are still convinced by the idea. And the latest image which supposedly shows a base on the surface of the Moon will do nothing to dampen enthusiasm of proponents of the alien-Moon theory. The image seems to show a large opening on the surface of the lunar satellite, partially covered by a large structure.

Prominent alien hunter Scott C Waring goes one step further and suggests the large structure in part base, part space ship.

Mr Waring wrote on the website ET Database: “The structure has 90 degree angles and you can also see its incredible thickness.

“This is a ship and a building combined. It wasn’t designed for looking sporty or for battle, but instead appears to be made mostly for being a mobile home of sorts, able to move from planet to Moon at a whim.”

This is not the first time such a structure has been claimed to have been found on the lunar surface.

Some conspiracy theorists claim the Moon could be occupied by aliens and that is the reason NASA has not returned since the Apollo missions ended in the 1970s.

They suspect findings such as this pyramid and other anomalies could be monuments built by an ancient alien civilisation similar to the pyramids and other structures on Earth.

Similar UFO hunters have found what they believe could be pyramids on Mars and other parts of the Moon.

One popular, but far-fetched, conspiracy theory claims our ancestors who built the pyramids were visited by superior aliens who helped them construct them.

However, sceptics and NASA say the pyramid and other similar findings are just the effects of pareidolia – a psychological phenomenon when the brain tricks the eyes into seeing familiar objects or shapes in patterns or textures such as a rock surface.

UFO sighting: Colorado family STUNNED by ‘100 percent REAL’ alien UFO – Shock video

The supposed or unidentified flying object was spotted over Thornton, Colorado, on April 13 this year. The UFO video was filmed and shared online by the Kuroda family who saw bizarre lights darting through a dense patch of clouds around sunset. In the video, an unusually bright source of light can be seen hovering in the sky. A woman’s voice in the video says the light “looked like two things” before it reappeared as “one thing”.

And a child can be heard yelling out: “Where are you going UFO?”

Since the Kuroda family shared the video on YouTube, popular conspiracy theorist Scott C Waring has confirmed its authenticity.

Sharing the clip on his website ETDatabase.com, Mr Waring argued the UFO is a prime example of spacecraft frequently seen in these part of the US.

The UFO expert said: “This sighting is 100 percent real and I am very excited I finally get a decent video of the Colorado UFOs.

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“Famous for their white ball shape that changes shape and moves many times faster than a jet, changing directions suddenly.”

According to Mr Waring, the white balls of light are the most commonly seen type of UFO in the US Rockies.

These types of UFOs are fast moving and appear over the US on a nearly monthly basis.

The UFO expert also claimed they are most commonly seen around the time of sunset because the Sun lights them up like “roman candles.”

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Mr Waring said: “Watch this video and listen to the father holding the camera while trying to keep the children around him cam.

“The family is talking about the UFO after seeing it fly into a cloud to hide.

“The UFO obviously sensed that it had been spotted because it stayed there for a few seconds, then decided to leave to a larger cloud.

“That’s when the family really got excited and everyone knew from its speed, colour and shape that it was an alien craft.”

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Reports of glowing orbs or balls of light are frequently made all around the globe, and in particular in the US.

The National UFO Reporting Centre has collected seven reports of glowing lights on April 18 this year alone.

One of the reports from Virginia described a “large bright green orb with flashes of blue” appearing out of nowhere.

Another report, from South Carolina, described eight “red-orange spheres flying low at night”.

Nibiru SHOCK: This is what physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson thinks about doomsday Planet X

Nibiru, also known as Planet X or Wormwood, is a supposed wayward planet hellbent on destroying life on Earth as we know it. Doomsday preachers and who believe in Nibiru, bizarrely claim the planet orbits the Sun once every 3,600 years or so. Nibiru is said to be 10 times the size of Earth and its arrival will herald the start of the apocalypse. Despite assurances from the world’s leading scientific authorities and astronomers, many conspiracists still peddle the doomsday hoax.

In the past, Nibiru experts warned the rogue planet will arrive over Earth in December 2012, on September 23, 2017, and on April 23, 2018.

So far, Nibiru has failed to materialise on any of these dates and there is little to none evidence to say Planet X will ever show up.

An unearthed video clip recorded at the Los Angeles Public Library, on February 4, 2009, proves scientists have been battling the Planet X hoax for many years now.

The video shows renowned astrophysicist and TV presenter Neil deGrasse Tyson challenge an audience member over Nibiru.

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In the video, Dr Tyson, who is the head of the Hayden Planetarium in New York City, said: “There is no such thing as Planet Nimburu or whatever they say.

“It’s just fiction and they cite sources that cite NASA sources, they don’t cite NASA.

“Check the websites and you’ll see and it’s all related to the doomsday predictions of the year 2012.

“Yes, that’s what you’re getting at, that what’s behind your question.”

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The scientist went on to argue the reasons behind why so many people support unscientific doomsday scenarios, citing failings in schooling.

Dr Tyson blamed people “who didn’t’ take enough science at school” for spreading the Planet X theory and 2012 apocalypse hoaxes.

According to US space agency , there is no credible evidence to support the claim a wayward planet is barreling towards the Earth now or in the future.

NASA’s scientist Dr David Morrison also said: “There is no credible evidence whatever for the existence of Nibiru.

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“There are no pictures, no tracking, no astronomical observations.

“I can quite specifically say how we know Planet X or Nibiru does not exist and does not threaten the Earth.

“Firstly, if there was a planet headed into the inner solar system that was going to come close to the Earth, it would already be inside the orbit of Mars, it would be bright, it would be easily visible to the naked eye – if it was up there it would be easy to see it, all of us could see it.”

And allowing the 2012 doomsday scare, NASA said the story of Nibiru has been around for years and is periodically “recycled” by conspiracy theorists.

Twitter Users Wonder Why There’s A Hair Dryer Unicycle In New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer

In this photo taken Thursday, Jan. 29, 2015, Sith robes and lightsabers are displayed as part of an exhibit on the costumes of Star Wars at Seattle’€™s EMP Museum. The creators of the new exhibit, with 60 original costumes from the six Star Wars movies, are hoping to gather geeks, fashionistas and movie fans together to discuss how clothing helps set the scene. The exhibit, Rebel, Jedi, Princess, Queen: Star Wars and the Power of Costume,€ will be in Seattle through early October and then travel across the United States through 2020. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

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MH370 BOMBSHELL: Key mistake investigators made in search for Malaysia Airlines plane

A team of scientists from the UK, Germany and France suggested they could have downplayed the importance of surface ocean currents. Debris from the aircraft was carried to shore by the currents, known as Stokes drift. Analysis of objects washed ashore could have allowed the MH370 crash site to be located according to the study, published in the Journal of Operational Oceanography.

In total nine bits of debris from the stricken aircraft have washed up along western parts of the Indian Ocean.

However investigators failed to establish crucial information including how long they made landfall before being discovered, their exact buoyancy and how long they spent floating in coastal waters.

Lead investigator Dr Jonathan Durgadoo commented: “Ignoring Stokes drift in the simulations can lead to major errors, as we have demonstrated with the MH370 example.

“For any application where surface drift is studied, Stokes drift should be included to provide more precise tracking results.”

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Investigators had sought to calculate the path of the debris across the ocean, in order to find the crash site.

However they had insufficient information to do this effectively.

The study concluded that just five pieces of debris could allow a future crash site to be located, if enough details are recorded.

Dr Durgadoo added: “The different tracking approaches provide a robust methodology and enable an assessment of uncertainties.

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“These can be minimised by simulating sufficient numbers of virtual objects.”

“The exercise of estimating the surface drift of debris from MH370 has led to an improved preparedness for future applications.”

Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 went missing on March 2014 whilst flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.

It had 227 passengers and 12 crew on board at the time.

Apocalypse: Why Christian pastor claims ‘doomsday IMMINENT’ – ‘Jesus is coming’

The apocalypse is said to be a future destructive end-time scenario proposed in the Bible before the return of Jesus Christ. Described in the Book of Revelation, the final book of the New Testament, this doomsday event details the apparent final destruction of the world before the second coming. Christians believe they will then face divine judgement, where a decision is made whether they live for eternity in heaven or face the terrifying wrath of hell. 

The event is believed to occur once the messianic prophecies quoted in the religious text are fulfilled.

However, during Louis Theroux’s BBC2 “Weird Weekend” series, Christian pastor Randy James claimed we are now living in the end times.

Mr James, who runs the GOTEL Ministry in Cleburne, Texas, US, is a former marine and revealed why he expects an imminent doomsday.

He said in 2000: “I expect him [Jesus Christ to return] constantly, momentarily. 

“Right now I expect him. 

“There is nothing that has to be fulfilled for him to return and save people like me and my wife. 

“You will be left here on Earth because you are not born again.”

Mr James went on to reveal why he thought he would go to heaven and Mr Theroux may not.

He added: “We are going to be called up. 

“The Bible says the dead in Christ will rise first – those who have died as believers

“Their bodies will be raised from the graves.

“They will have a new body and come up out of that grave – fitted for eternity.”

While Mr James claimed he expected an imminent doomsday, he could not explain what he thought would happen.

He continued: “Nothing else has to happen, in prophecy for the Lord to call up his Church – it has all been done.

“I don’t question it, it is God’s plan. 

“In an instance, in the twinkling of an eye, the trumpets shall sound and the dead in Christ shall rise.

“You will know, it’s going to be very different.”

The claim comes after archaeologists believed they uncovered the true identity of the Devil discussed in the Bible.

In chapter 13, the Number of the Beast – 666 – is described as an antagonistic creature that appears briefly about two-thirds into the apocalyptic vision.

Since then, 666 has become one of the most widely recognised symbols of the Devil and is used to invoke Satan.

However, the numerical value may have a secret hidden meaning, revealing the true identity of the Devil, it has been claimed. 

She said in 2017: “There’s been a lot of debate about what this number, in particular, 666, refers to. 

“There is a strong argument to be made for 666 referring to Nero – the emperor of Rome from 54 to 68AD.

“When you apply numerical values to the name Kaiser Neron and you add them up, you come to 666.”

Proof of God? Man fell 500ft from 47th floor skyscraper and SURVIVED ‘thanks to MIRACLE’

A miracle is an event that does not fit natural or scientific laws, which may seem almost supernatural. What happened to Alcides Moreno on December 7, 2007, certainly seems to fit that bill. The Ecuadorian, 49, fell from the 47th floor while cleaning the windows of the Solow Tower building in Manhattan’s Upper East side of New York City, US.

Mr Moreno revealed during Morgan Freeman’s “The Story of God” series how the terrifying ordeal played out.

He said in 2017: “I woke up in the morning took my car in and commuted from New Jersey. 

“I got to the building and took the elevator all the way to the top – 47 storeys – and then climb onto the platform.

“We just began to lower the platform when one of the cables snapped.

“I just grabbed the scaffold and held on until another cable snapped.”

Mr Moreno then plunged 472ft, surviving only thanks to the platform he was working on getting lodged against a neighbouring building.

He added: “The paramedics, they found me right in the middle, the scaffold snapped in half and was lodged between the two buildings. 

“It was right in the middle, they picked me up from there and took me to the hospital.

“I didn’t wake up from a coma until December 24, right there in the bed and my wife was there.

“I was [eventually] able to walk and everything, the doctor told me ‘you are a miracle’”.

During the incident, Mr Moreno broke 10 bones, his lungs collapsed and he needed 43 pints of blood and plasma.

Only half the people who fall from three storeys survive and from ten storeys almost no one does.

However, Mr Moreno is not convinced what happened was a miracle, as his brother – Edgar – who was on the platform with him, did not survive.

He continued: “I still don’t know [what I think happened].

“My brother is a big loss, we were really, really close.

“That was a great man, I just wanted to bring him to work with me to help him out because he was younger than me and a good man. 

“I think God saved me, but I want to ask him ‘why me? What happened? Why?’ Maybe it was a second chance to keep going.

“I am looking forward to finding out why.”

An investigation into the accident found that the scaffolding had not been properly maintained and that new motorised cables, which attached the window washing platform to the building, had not been properly anchored to the roof.

Accident investigators also concluded that although Alcides Moreno had stepped on to the scaffold without wearing a safety harness, this did not prove that he had refused to use it. 

Since he had also not yet retrieved his window washing equipment from the roof they said that he might still have intended to go back and put on the harness before starting work.

Mr Moreno received a substantial compensation payout and he and his family moved to Phoenix, Arizona, US.

He says the warm weather there is good for his bones.

Man Sues Parents For Destroying His $29,000 Porn Collection

An Indiana man is suing his parents for a pretty ballsy act: destroying his very valuable porn collection.

The man, who is being identified only as “Charlie,” claims the porn stash has an estimated value of $28,940.72 according to WXMI TV, and includes more than 400 VHS tapes, more than 1,600 DVDs, 160-plus CDs, and 70 sex toys, according to the Detroit Free Press.

Charlie is seeking a total of $86,822.16, which includes the value of the missing items and the amount it would cost to replace them.

Some of the films worthy of inclusion include “Frisky Business” and “Big Bad Grannies,” according to The Associated Press.

Things came to a head this week after Charlie filed a lawsuit against his parents. According to court documents, he moved to his parents’ home in Grand Haven, Michigan, in October 2016 while going through a divorce.

Although Charlie stayed with his parents for about 10 months, he was asked to leave in August 2017, after what WXMI TV termed a domestic situation.

A few months later, the parents traveled to Indiana to drop off their son’s possessions, but didn’t include his massive porn collection.

That aroused Charlie to file a police report about the trashed porn collection with the Ottawa County Sheriff’s Office, but the prosecutor’s office declined to file charges against his parents.

A month after filing the police report, Charlie sent an email to his dad explaining his situation.

“If you had a problem with my belongings, you should have stated that at the time and I would have gone elsewhere. Instead you choose to keep quiet and behave vindictively,” he said, according to ABC News.

According to the lawsuit, his father responded saying he was doing his son a favor.

“Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional heath,” he said. “I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.”